My mind speaketh....

Not a professional writer.... though aspire to be one.. A dreamer.. who believes it is important to dream before converting them into actions...

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Location: Agra, New Delhi, India

Sunday, November 26, 2006

The name is Fraud.......James Fraud

Casino Royale..... I cudn't find anything royal or special....

This time, Bond is good and more active than his previous counterparts.....He is more serious for his job than just spending time in bed.......

This Bond is also less hi-tech and uses his bare hands only many times :)

We generally criticize Bollywood movies for making anything crap with 'n' number of mistakes.......But who will take care of these Hollywood hunks and million dollars budget movies with terrible mistakes.....

Let me enumerate few of them one by one:

1) First of all, I dont understand that if this was the first novel by Ian Fleming, then he must have written it sometimes during 1950 (Remember, Bond's first movie Dr No was released in 1952)....Then how can in the movie, they show stuff like Sony Laptop, Cell Phones, .....forget these things....Bond is using stuff which didnt exist that time....and moreover they are trying to show as if the story is going on in 2006.... (1 message in cell phone of Bond read date as July 06, 2006).

2) When our Villain shows 2 Kings in Casino Royale, Bond immediately came out with 2 Aces.... grow up Mr Bond.... Amitabh Bachhan used to show this trick long long ago....(Remember Gambler !!)

3) At one scene, Bond tried to figure out who called his victim in Madagascar from Bahamas. He used his old Bond types technique...Cameras in the hotel etc...And then finally identified the man who called at time 17:12:22 .....but poor chap and the director forget that there is 9 hours time lag between the two countries. Let me remind you that Bahamas is in Caribbean Islands, and Madagascar is situated at east coast of Africa. But Mr Bond figured out the guy using same time concept in both countries. :)

4) In first scene, Bond sustained scars and bruises on his face....and look the next day when he traveled to Bahamas....his face is all clear.... My God, thats a miracle.....

5) Bond was poisoned by the villain during his game in Casino Royale, he just have to press a red button which cud bring him back to life.....as explained by his peers in London....but poor chap failed to do it and almost fainted.....
suddenly our heroine arrives and pressed that red button, to bring back Bond to life as if nothing happened....... WOW !! how did she knows that she has to press the red button.... ???

6) Our hero just need a bullet to crash entire gang, whether that blowing cylinders in Madagaskar, or blowing water pipes in Vienna... he he

There might be lots of other funny stuff u can find.....I don't remember right now....But one thing is clear, though we make bad movies, these guys don't make better ones !!!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

I dream of ............



Date: November 11th, 2036

Location: Agra

Time: 8 : 15 AM ...

A 53 year old man came out of his room and sat down in the garden of genetically modified roses. As soon as he looked at his cup of coffee, that pre-programmed device uttered, "Good morning Tarun, should I speak out today's news for you". The old man smiled and said, "yeah!! go ahead".

Prime Minister Mr. Shatmohan Hussain congratulated ISRO scientists for the first ever manned mission on Saturn. They have made the entire world proud.

Venkatasweran Karthikeyan, nephew of Narain Karthikeyan won Formula 1 - Japanese Grand Prix. Francis Xaviers, Captain of Indian Football team is confident of their victory in their encounter with China in the World Cup Final.

Bang !! Suddenly a football came from somewhere and crashed his coffee cup. Old man's grandson came running, and just stand up there. The old man kicked the ball high and asked his grandson to kick it harder next time. The magnetic properties of the cup allowed it to re-engineer itself. And it resumed its programmed state as before. It continues:

Now moving to business world, Maruti launched fastest ever flying car of the world much before its nearest rival TATA Motors. Company sources said that they are moving much faster after they set up manufacturing facility in Germany 10 years ago when a dead plant of BMW was revived by the company.
Number of call centre employees in Infosys office of Boston has increased by 25% this year after many fresh American graduates are trying hard to get such jobs. Infosys said that it is very cost effective to hire such low wage skilled workers from United States because many of them are getting fluent in Hindi and in India, for getting same work done, you have to pay sky rocketed salaries to the employees.

From international news: External Affairs minister Chhotelal Sharma, who is also first cyborg minister in any country advised North Korea and South Korea to handle the issue of line of control peacefully. In his statement, he virtually threatened North Korea of military operation if conditions are worsened.

Addressing the worsening condition of England due to its civil war and request of the ruling party to take control, Prime Minister finally announced that India will send its peace keeping force in England to handle the situation. Experts from Delhi University have commented that this could be the first step towards colonising any country by India.

Due to the fact that India import crude oil from Saudi Arabia and export products like petrol, diesel, CNG to it, Arabia is submerged in huge debt to pay to India. World Bank has requested India to pardon some reasonable amount of debt considering plight of the country.

At that moment, his grandson came and reminded him that its sunday today and he had promised to take him to a trip to Moon.
He realized that his body was moving and his grandson was shouting...U promised, U promised..

Cooko koooo...cookkooo..U promised....Cooko koooo...cookkooo..U promised......wats happening .... how come his sweet voice is mixed with this murge ki sound...

Then suddenly I realized that Bunshee Scream Alarm of my computer was shouting.....Oh man its already 8 20 AM...and I have a class at 8 30....

Utho aur bhaaaaaaaago....otherwise Sahadevan will latch the door sharp at exactly 08 30 00 hrs IST.

I washed my face (barely allowed water to touch it)....and then, run Forrest run...with a faith in some part of my heart that my dream will be a reality some day !!!