The Speed Breaker

SPEED – What a grrrrrrrrr8 movie !!!

A stupendous combination of 2 dumb heroes and 2 super dumb villains. Oh yeah how can I forget the 4 babes… out of which one (Urmila) is always crying… “Mera bachha, mera bachha… bu hu hu”, other (Tanushree) is thr for “The Great Indian Cleavage Show”, the super vamp (sorry, I don’t know her name !!! and I don’t want to) – there to show her THUNDER THIGHS & kick boxing with our poor hero (Zayed), and the last lady…… oops !!! she (amrita arora) has got a 5 min role in the movie, only to be screwed by villain (Ashish Chaudhary) and get murdered !!! Holy Christ…. How mean u r, to do such thing to a duffer lady !!

And yeah…. Baweja & Co are such an expert in stealing the concept from Hollywood gr8s, thinking that Indian cinema viewers can see whatever they wanna show them…..

The story is a perfect copy from “Cellular” (courtesy Sudhanshu !!, poor chap, who was my bakra for the movie) and “True Lies”….. Our super agent hero (Suri saheb), who is a professional chef for his family, but actually an agent for some shitty organization… nobody heard of !! finally ended up in a plot to kill Indian Prime Minister with a so called sniper rifle, which actually looks like an airgun which we use to shot at gubbaras during diwali melas !!…. WOW !! that was just amazing…. And yes… the prime minister totally resembles Sonia Gandhi !! hehe , so that means Baweja sahib ne Manmohan Singh ki chhutti kar di hai !!
And who is behind the entire plot…. None other than her own son, (bechara Rahul Gandhi… kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin raha !!)

In her escape attempt, Urmilaji (a science teacher & wife of super agent) tried to escape out of chungul of the VAMP….. and u know what she did….. she put an electric wire and the current passed through villain’s body…. THROUGH HIS JEANS…. My god… only a science teacher cud have achieved that miracle….. she deserves nobel prize for passing electricity through a bad conductor !!!

Somebody pls remind Baweja that Aftab can only do lip-locking scenes with Lisa Ray & Co…. Not this ex-indian agent typo…..
I was just wondering, why the name “Speed”…. Scratching my and Sudhanshu’s head again again….. then I understood….. coz they wanted to calculate the speed at which junta come in and go out of theatre :)

In the end…. Only one statement for the movie…. !!!

SPEED – Specially Produced & Engineered for Erroneous Dustbin